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I'm going to be out for much of the afternoon. In the meantime, here are a few choice snapshots from TurboTax as I was preparing my personal taxes for submission.

Here's an odd one.....

I'm afraid I don't qualify for this one.....

Here's one specially made for stock market bears:

And finally, the winner of what must surely be the World's Most Ignored Part of the Tax Code.....